Here’s the deal. 1. My husband LOVES when I write about him. It makes sense because he is my favorite writing topic. Well, one of my favorite writing topics. He’s definitely up there in the top 10 with felt, bread, embroidery thread and fabric glue. Oh, and my kids. Can’t forget them. 2. I purposefully picked a sensational headline for this post because I’m curious to see how long it takes Handy Husband to notice. Also, scandal sells. 3. This is an absolutely, completely true story. I should feel slightly bad about how it ends, but I don’t. First, a little background information. For the entire length of our 20 some odd…