The reasons I might develop a nervous twitch are the following: 1. All the cords showing everywhere. 2. My children saying “Ew! Who farted?” in public. 3. Tangled cords that seem to multiply when my back is turned. 4. Those little grey hairs that are only growing on my hairline. Probably because of my children. 5. The CORDS. We charge our phones and other devices on our nightstands. I’m sure I can’t be the only one who does this, so no judging. I decided to do something about the nightstand cord situation when one night I opted to not charge my phone because I didn’t want to get out of bed to find…